Sometimes I think I could be a Bollywood actress.
Then I accidentally see myself in the mirror.
"OMG I hope he gives me his number"
“I hope he’s set the roses to fall on me at the right angle while having a band suddenly appear and play while he sings and casually tangles his watch in the sari fabric of the sari that I omg just happen to be wearing while it rains. You know. The usual.”
and they end up loving it so much the next time you see them they’re like: